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@detective
28 / female / bi / 9♣

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My Self-Summary

On Earth I work as a humble detective as the owner of Kuremi Detective Agency. I don't have the same kind of network here as I did at home, but please feel free to come to me if you need any assistance. I can help you track down items as needed. Just don't ask how.

My Future Plans

I would like to return home, considering the state of things there. But while I'm here I'll play along with Game 52. Let me know if you need assistance.

My Talents

Data, networks, infiltration, information discovery, employee management, paperwork, general detective work, coffee.

Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food

Any food, so long as it isn't sweet. My favorite drink is coffee. Let's chat over a freshly brewed cup. My treat.

My Ideal Partner

Someone independent who doesn't require my assistance. Also somebody willing to assist me with my work.

Height 5'8"/172 cm Body Type Slim Smokes No Drinks Occasionally Drugs None Sign ? Education High School Occupation Detective Income Inapplicable Children One employee Pets Pete (V-Pet) Hobbies Brewing coffee, coding

art credit: one. two. three. four. five.

01. WINE OR BEER

WINE

.02 CLOWNS OR MIMES

CLOWNS

.03 SHOWER OR BATH

SHOWER

.04 PIRATES OR NINJAS

PIRATES

.05 TITS OR ASS

TITS

.06 COFFEE OR TEA

COFFEE

.07 SPICY OR SWEET

SPICY

.08 SUMMER OR WINTER

SUMMER

.09 LEATHER OR LACE

LEATHER

10. ROUGH SEX OR GENTLE SEX

GENTLE SEX

Personality Type
ISTP-A

ENERGY

66%

Introverted

MIND

62%

Observant

NATURE

72%

Thinking

TACTICS

75%

Prospecting

IDENTITY

92%

Assertive

personality test. art credit.

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Comments

[malpwactice]

it's hard to get everything i want done when i'm asking old ladies about pocketwatches!

[correction: hung asks while aak tags along while grumbling]

but i guess it's not like it was just that guy pulling anything over on us... detectives are just boring sometimes huh...

[factoring]

All jobs have their slow periods. It's best to learn to enjoy them.

[malpwactice]

the boss is the one enjoying the slow time while i run around!

[and he doesn't even have his tiddies out for it!]

[factoring]

[ Has he considered giving his boss a shirt that puts the titty out? ]

How often are you running around?

[malpwactice]

[note to self: tear the buttons off one of lee's shirts. an expensive one.]

OK so it's not that often but it's more often than he does

[factoring]

Do you know what he does while you're running about?

[malpwactice]

sits at his dumb desk
one time i walked in and he was asleep there

[factoring]

I've never had that much time to myself, but I only have one employee at the moment.

[malpwactice]

i knew it! he's gotten way too lazy with all of us around
when i get back i'm gonna give him a piece of my mind

[factoring]

"All of us"?
How many is that?

[malpwactice]

me a kung fu maniac and a bodyguard

[factoring]

An eclectic set of skills.
The "kung fu maniac" doesn't count as a bodyguard?

[malpwactice]

she's more attack focused

[factoring]

A balanced party?

[malpwactice]

i'd say more that she's got a violent spirit

don't tell her but it's not like you're ever gonna meet her anyways

[factoring]

You never know who might show up.

[malpwactice]

don't say that i don't wanna think about my coworker having sex

[his attractive, strong-willed coworker having... lots and lots... of sex... damn it!!]

[factoring]

I'm not in control of your imagination.

[malpwactice]

if she shows up i'm blaming you

[even if she does not control his imagination OR the process of people coming here]

[factoring]

That's fine.

[ She does not care. ]