Homophonic: Fei Du

[factoring]

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[metacognition]

[ every day i think about how they're the same except kyoko is literally not a person and fei du is just broken

he gives a tiny shake of his head. ]

No. And we can't exactly subpoena their spending records.

[ dryly ]

[factoring]

[these two are so funny.

A soft sigh.]

That would make it much easier. Can't have that.

[Every bit of this whole set up feels like a struggle.]

[metacognition]

Basic DNA testing would've caught us a culprit immediately.

[ the bottle!!! was right there!!! it was right there!!! he'll die mad!!!!

fei du sighs, too. ]

[factoring]

[Tsk.

They're dead (allegedly) and Fei Du can be mad. It's a frustrating experience when they know what to ask for, but can't actually get.]

I doubt we'll see that in the store any time soon.

[metacognition]

No.

[ ... ]

Though, I've been wondering. Sometimes, there are items with unique classifications in catalogues. I wonder if those have any special attributes. Sort of like how the food sometimes is imbued with a curse. I may buy one next week as a test.

[factoring]

[A soft hum, as she considers.]

I'd think it's likely. If there is a cost then they must do something... If it's limited the stock goes fast, so be prepared.