Homophonic: Gerard

[factoring]

ribbit

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[frogzoned]

They are certainly children.

[ he means this literally. they are actual children. ]

[factoring]

One of them is 29. But they seem young for a job like this.

Would you like a coffee?

[frogzoned]

What age would you consider appropriate for this job? It's not like I'm much older.

[ oh. huh. ]

Coffee ... ? Alright. Okay. It isn't made of something weird, is it?

[factoring]

I wouldn't choose teenagers for managers.

[She hands him one of the coffee cups.]

Hm? I don't think so.

[She has fully put salt and lingon berry sauce into this.]

[frogzoned]

[ he takes a sippy sip







and then spits it out ]

Is it-- Supposed to be salty? What is that? Oh my. Extremely bad. Not good at all. No thank you! No thank you.

[factoring]

Really? I thought it was good.

[She offers a hand to get the coffee back, please. She will drink her horrible concoction.]

[frogzoned]

You're going to take it back? After I've drunk from it? Isn't that a bit unsanitary?

[ he takes another sip.


and makes another terrible face. ]

[factoring]

You seem like you hate it.

[But since he is drinking it, she looks pleased.]

[frogzoned]

I have had much worse.

[ he does hate it. he does. ]

This is something ... you enjoy making?

[factoring]

[He's an extremely brave man to keep drinking whatever the fuck this lady makes.]

Yes. I enjoy special coffee blends. Mayonnaise and coffee pair well.

[She's the only person who thinks this.]